FATMAN JAY!!The FatmanRants and other things!

The FatmanRants and other things!

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Sorry. Call me wrong. But I LAUGHED my ass off at this kid! Fuck him. If I was his father I slap the taste out of his mouth for being such a PUSSY. Come on Dawg..you gonna CRY like THAT??!!  

“If you are not SICK, HURT, or DYING, there is NO reason for CRYING!!”

( Fatman motto.) 

HOLY SHIT! I WEEP for our future. Damn. This is SO bad I CRY and LAUGH at the same time. (Also I am not being a dick. I work at a college and let me tell you..IT IS THIS BAD! Walk through the computer labs and study lounge..what are they doing? FACEBOOK...God help us.)

HOLY SHIT! MY legos NEVER were this cool! (Well come to think of it, NONE of my toys were…but maybe in my HEAD this how it went.)

THANK YOU ANT!!! MADE MY FUCKING WEEK!!!!  MOTHER FUCKER!!

 Nuff said.

“HELLOOOOOOOO…Everyone!”

Perfect. Mad props to the dude who did this, and THANKS to “S-boogie” for the find!

About the Delays to this site...

Yeah…Working on that. I DO have “RANTS” and also “SHIT I WANT to talk about”..But again, Holidays, Family, Job and LIFE, are once again kicking my ass. 

As always I thank anyone who takes the time out of their day to come visit my little neck of the internet. Bear with me…It will be like a surprise! When you least expect it..BOOM… FATMAN will talk some shit or post something!

OH! I also have been informed by the CRACKER, that my “contact me” e-mail system is NOT working. HOLY SHIT! Stupid fuck IS right! it is down and always has been. For his efforts I am now promoting him to status of ” HEAD TEST MONKEY”. Now it will be his job to check/test this shit for me. His reward? Well I will not chastise him for “playing with his little man parts” in public anymore and he gets to “fling” the biggest piece of feces in his cage at me. (He so does like to fling the feces! And touch himself..but that is a whole other story…)

I plan on fixing this problem THIS week! PROMISE!

So I apologize to any of you who actually MIGHT have “contacted” me and left a comment, sent e-mail, and never got a response. My bad. (Although I highly doubt ANYONE, besides the Cracker, ever sent anything.  He is such a lonely man.) 

Okay I am out for now. Best wishes and Happy New Year to all you faithful mother fuckers out there! PEACE!

This is SO gonna happen….Apple what have you created??

This is SO Scary.Ted IS my boss. No Serious. He is. (It really is his name.)

Dilbert.com

Why you DO NOT fuck with hippos. Or invite them to dinner. Or stand behind them. Or..well fuck it. You get the point. (Bonus points for me IF you we eating and watched this! HA!) 

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